you know when u played too much tibia when...

you know when u played too much tibia when irl you...

threaten to SD some1

tell some1 there hunted

tell some1 ur gonna kill steal from him

steal some1's bp looking for items/runes or money

run and hide from some1 in a buildin and shout "ha this is a pz"

offer to buy a house for game money

bluff some1 sayin "i'll ban you"

see a spider and looking for the giant spider

see a tall person and belive he's a cyclops

see a dog and think he'll follow/annoy you so u can kill him

see a table n think u can smash it if u hit it enough times

see a chair and think u can rotate it by clicking

knock on some1's door and say "can i map ur house plx"

go into a shop and say "buy food, yes, bye"

see a group of ppl, walk up to them and say "this a hunting party?"

when u see some1 spiting fire for a display you think he's a demon

pick up a rock and throw it at some1 shoutin "just testing"

if its snowing go out and throw snowballs at ppl shouting "wanted to see how much dmg i would do with these"

pick up a stick and throw it at some1 saying "lets train"


If u got anymore then post em xD

If you get punched and think your armor will block it

yell at the top of ur voice "I need money"

go up to your boss n say "Am i protected by you?"

when u meet a girl and say "are u a guy irl?"

when u get drunk n ask if any1 got a dwarfen ring

just b4 u run u say to some1 "hold on gotta get my BoH"

ask a cloths shop worker if u got anything stronger than what ur wearing

throw a pencil at your teacher and yell (PWNED) lol

if your floor in your room is decorated

if you get in a fight, you say (stfu noob, i'll pwn you then loot your money)

or if you see a black widow, and you tell your friend to run and you'll block



go to this link to see that Tibia in RL is like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjtaXzfFLwQ

Lol they were using a stick on the demon...

Must've been training.

What the hell?

it was a good idea.. but omg.. why did they have a creepy robot voice.. and why was the gm retarded??? lol omg that just creeped me out haha

You know you played too much tibia when you sit there watching the "Your character List is being loaded" screen for 5 minutes, and your only hope is that you get to see those wonderful names, and constantly refresh the forum page in hopes that you'll see:

cOOOOoolll

Players: (?/100) Dragon lord picture here
Uptime: 0m 01s

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You know you've played too much tibia when you try using your "magnum hur" hotkey in a public chatroom :/

(I did lol)

when u meet a girl and say "are u a guy irl?"

pick up a rock and throw it at some1 shoutin "just testing"

The best ones Protection zone = teachers lounge LMAO